Here you can learn about the crazy authors of this blog!

Handle: Angrynoona
Position: Admin, Owner
Age: 25
Location: Fresno/Clovis, CA
Hobbies and Talents: writing, blogging, reading (mostly horror and sci-fi), sarcasm, judging things, and impressions
Likes: Boobah, cupcakes, Rammstein, horror, Kpop (esp: U-Kiss, MBLAQ, 4Minute, Big Bang, ZEA, F-CUZ, 2PM), spicy food, beer, Converse, Metalocalypse, Boondocks, Kafka, H.P. Lovecraft, Daft Punk, Bill Maher, San Francisco, industrial metal, cyberpunk, messing around on my iPhone, LOLcats, De-Motivational Posters, Gieger, John Jude Palencar, John Carpenter, Monty Python, Soviet Russia propaganda, leather journals, white, pink, socialism, being with my GF
Dislikes: country music, the stupid, chick flicks, certain types of netizens (kpop people know what I mean), Black Eyed Peas, Dane Cook, Nicholas Sparks, Steinbeck, the way people drive, standing in line at Starbucks, most teenagers, people who put nice stereo systems in shitty cars, Twilight anything, Jersey (fill in blank here), domestics, moths
Quote: "There is hope, but not for us." Franz Kafka
Links: Angrynoona's Twitter

Handle: The Great Destroyer
Position: Contributor/GOD
Age: 26
Location: Fresno, CA
Hobbies and Talents: Drawing, some writing, hate, crazy projects, clubbing(baby seals)
Likes: Jack Bauer, 24, movies, country music, rock music, porn, Asian girls, movies, marvel comics, shiny objects, George Orwell 1984, Star Wars original trilogy, Carls JR, elephants, dogs, Firefly,
Dislikes: Stupid people, kids, welfare zombies, liberals, conservatives, politicians in general, ZOMBIES!, hello kitty, vegetarians, PETA, hippies, commies, cats, rap, France, woodchucks, baby seals, dolphins, reality TV, Cher
Quote: "The victor will never be asked if he told the truth."
Adolf Hitler
Links: Ritteralk Official Website
The Great Destroyer's/Rittertalk Twitter

Handle: Darkuyo or D
Age: 24
Location: Hell's Valley
Hobbies and Talents: Hobbies? Well, I guess drums, chess, pool (the game), and photography. There isn't really talent ozzing out from my very being. It's most likely trapped in a dark abyss or something.
Likes: I enjoy the company of my close friends that I consider family. They're probably the least affected by my anti-social nature. Other than that, I'm most likely reading, listening to music, or watching movies. My latest thing is having access to Netflix for the documentaries.
Dislikes: Stupid, narrow-minded, greedy, or self-centered people. For your safety, please keep your distance.
Quote: "It isn't a matter of whether I like or dislike you. It is a matter of me being anti-social."
Links: Darkuyo's Twitter

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